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The cool thing with e-mail is that when you send it, there’s no possibility of connecting with the person on the other end. It’s better than phone answering machines, because with them, the person on the other line might actually pick up the phone and you might have to talk.
Microserfs, Douglas Coupland
Have a lovely weekend! And remember: Don’t frell with #AerynSun. 

Have a lovely weekend! And remember: Don’t frell with #AerynSun. 

From Marc Razia, at https://plus.google.com/114613911236813249666/posts/Y87ke1DNv9K

A Message to the Media and Bloggers That Continue to Harp on G+ Usage

We are all aware that its very trendy to compare usage between the social sites these days, but as you keep illustrating, “trendy” and “meaningful” are not always the same. And while we’re all aware some of you just write just to produce something without concern for meaning, it still wouldn’t hurt for you to take at least a few considerations into account. For starters:

<1> You can stop telling us that G+ hasn’t caught up to Facebook. We’re not idiots. But stop acting like anyone expected it would after 8 months of existence. Implying that it should and then blaming it for falling short is insulting. While that approach may be intended to rile up the masses, it really only serves to diminish your credibility among those of us who choose to give it more than a passing thought.

<2> Before going on and on about how G+ is doing, how about figuring out at least some semblance of an objective measuring stick. You don’t seem to have any objective measuring stick at all. We get the feeling that no matter what G+ does, some of you will have a reason to say its failing. It’s been reported over the last month that G+ unique visits have reached just over half of Twitter unique visits…after only 8 months of existence. Are we really supposed to believe that is a sign of failure? What exactly would you need to see inside of 8 months to consider G+ a success thus far? The impression is that you’d simply raise the bar on what is needed to be able to suit your own agenda. Now maybe that’s not true, but your lack of any objective measuring stick sure makes it seem so.

<3> It’s a little ridiculous that you continue to think your usage assessments based on G+ public posts represent total usage. I know less and less people who post publicly on Facebook these days, yet I don’t hear any of you using this barometer to assess its network. In fact, if you looked only at the public posts from many people’s FB circle of friends, many of them would appear to be a ghost town too, but we know that’s not reality. Do you really expect us to believe that no one uses G+ to share privately, especially when many of us do? Posting publicly on a social site might mean something, but its a ridiculously poor method to determine the success or failure of any social network.

<4> What’s with all the usage statistics with the fine print about not including Smart Phone usage? Really? You post about trends and the future of social yet you don’t think leaving out Smart Phone usage significantly skews your assessment. Wow. Google owns the leading Smart Phone operating system and that’s just an afterthought? OK we get it, maybe you don’t have access to that information, but most honest folks refrain from making judgments when they don’t have all the facts. So what’s your reason?

<5> All your drum beating about G+ usage that dismisses usage across all Google products just shows you lack vision, or at least that you don’t seem to want to hear what Google has been telling everyone for the last 8 months. Google is in the slow process of combining all its services into one, and thatsignificantly impacts the future of G+. So while you overlook this and are intent on only analyzing present day G+ usage to make a point, you completely miss the big picture. Would you ever consider reporting on the usage of Facebook games and Facebook messaging separately? Of course not. Yet you can’t seem to grasp that usage across Google products like Gmail and Youtube will be meshed together with G+ in the not too distant future. You won’t even be able to determine the difference, because they will be inseparable. That’s not inside knowledge from Google, that’s what they have been telling us from the moment G+ began…only you had to listen. Yet here you are reporting that Google is misleading you because it has begun to report usage across its products where G+ implementation has begun, a metric Google knows is what matters in the long run. Good grief. If you want to report on something meaningful, understand that although there is a difference today between logging in to any of the array of Google products, in the future there won’t be, and G+ will be the hub of all of them. So while you think your assessment of G+ usage today matters, the real barometer for comparison will be Google usage. Continue to overlook this at your own peril because people will only treat your content seriously for so long.

<6> Your reporting on inactive G+ users to drive home a point is both tiresome and lacking. Its tiresome because you don’t use this barometer to assess any other network (are we to believe no one is inactive on Twitter or Facebook?) But really its lacking because it misses the core strategy that Google has for G+. G+ is not a stand alone product. In fact, Google only needs to have steady growth in total G+ users to establish long term success, regardless of activity. Why? Well consider this example for a moment. If you were a leading manufacturer of GPS devices and wanted to assess your future, you’d obviously be concerned that Smart Phones come with GPS devises built right in. But would it matter less to you if 60% of Smart Phone owners didn’t use those devices? It shouldn’t, because the potential danger is that one day people might think,”Hey, I’m carrying around this phone all day anyway, maybe it makes sense to use this GPS.” So consider then for a moment what it means as Google converts to using G+ as the profile for ALL its products, that means a G+ log-in is your log-in for Gmail, Youtube, Android, etc. Believe it, because Google is planning on it, and most importantly it means that every single user of any Google product will have a G+ account whether its used for social or not. So while you don’t think the danger of every Android user and Youtube user having a G+ account matters, the reality is one day people may think, “Hey, I’m using my Google account for all this other stuff, maybe it makes sense to use it to share.” This is why total account users, even if they are inactive, matter, something you seem to continuously overlook.

Great analysis of the Tony Stark & Bruce Banner relationship in #Avengers.

areasofmyexpertise:

I mentioned this tumbl-essay on twitter last night, but I think it’s worth reposting in a more semi-permanent form. 

As much as I love tumblr, it’s sometimes hard to track down who wrote the words, who provided the re-tumbl, and who made the animated gif (the three parts to any successful tumbl).

So as best I can tell, credit goes to theumbrellaseller for adding words to hemsworthss’s moving images, and that it came to my attention via ashleeta.

But I concur with all of them: the comparative $1 worth of good writing and acting in the talkin’ quadrants of the gif make the $100,000 and <30 seconds of CGI in the action quadrant actually meaningful, and suddenly NOT a total waste of time and money. 

theumbrellaseller:

hemsworthss:

science bros.

There are no words to describe my feelings about this relationship. But I’m going to try.

First of all, their parallels. Both geniuses, top of their field. Both suffered an accident that physically changed them, forever, and not in a wholesome Spider-Man kind of way. Both try to do what they can to help others despite their own issues; Banner heals people, Tony works on developing clean energy. And both struggle, in their own way, with duality; Tony and Iron Man, Bruce and the Hulk. Two identities, one body. Only difference is Iron Man’s bad side is Tony.

I mentioned somewhere that Tony sees a bit of himself in Banner because they both have a monster inside them that they can’t control, a creature that springs fully formed from the id, the base impulses and the nasty stuff at the back of the mind. Bruce’s is a giant green rage monster. Tony’s trashed a party in Iron Man 2. Banner has a control over his that Tony hasn’t quite achieved yet; don’t think I didn’t notice Tony pouring himself a whiskey when confronting Loki. Tony is envious, fascinated, and most of all, impressed by Bruce’s control.

So he doesn’t walk on eggshells around Bruce like the others, because that’s not what Bruce needs. Tony sees Bruce’s restraint, sees the quiet, brilliant man making self-deprecating jokes in the corner of the room, sees the way people look at him like he’s going to snap any second, and thinks “nope”. Tony does what no-one else aboard that Helicarrier does. He trusts him. He makes jokes and jabs him and teases him and above all, treats him exactly how he would treat anyone else— he has a great regard for Bruce’s brilliance, and tells him so, but he doesn’t try to ignore the Hulk in the room. When he says “wow, you’ve really got a handle on this, haven’t you?” he’s not saying “gosh, it’s incredible you haven’t snapped yet and killed everyone on board” he’s saying “I know you have a handle on this, you wouldn’t be here if you didn’t, so I’m gonna poke you with this sharp object to prove it”. And you can see Bruce relax, and smile, and trust him back.

But then Tony goes even further, and invites Bruce to come to his R&D department. I’m pretty sure the two of them drive off together in Tony’s car at the end of the movie to do just that. And, okay, sure, Bruce is smart, but Tony’s tech is his baby. How many people get invitations to come and see his work? He invites Bruce because he recognises his brilliance, yes, but there’s another reason. He’s inviting Bruce to come down and work with him after this is over. He’s giving Bruce something to do next, a purpose, an alternative to disappearing into the ether to be alone with his monster. Tony knows from experience that being alone with your issues doesn’t end well, so for what’s only the third time in his life he extends the hand of friendship to a guy he’s known barely an hour.

And then, he tells Bruce to let the beast loose. Not just because they need him to fight, but because it will help him. If Bruce can take this thing that he sees as a curse and turn it into a gift, well, that’s going to lift him out of a very dark place. I’m not saying Tony knew about Bruce’s attempted suicide, but I think he had a suspicion that Bruce had been, in his words, “low”. So he encourages Bruce to take all that crap and pain and the Other Guy and use him to help people; after all, that’s what he did.

And it pays off. Nobody— nobody— thinks Bruce is going to turn up for that final battle. You can see the look on Natasha and Steve’s faces when Tony asks if Bruce turned up yet. They’ve counted Bruce out. Guy’s a mess, right? He’s too volatile. Doesn’t play well with others. He could never work as part of a team. No-one thinks he’ll come through when it matters. Except Tony. He has faith in him, and that faith is rewarded. It’s no wonder the Hulk is the one to catch Tony. Tony’s the one who helped let him out. He’s just returning the favor.

(via areasofmyexpertise)

I do this one all the frikkin time! Stupid Ctrl-V. 

I do this one all the frikkin time! Stupid Ctrl-V. 

When will Facebook learn that time is not a line? #drwho #TennantThursday

When will Facebook learn that time is not a line? #drwho #TennantThursday

French artist/graphic designer Lily’s Factory has come up with a really interesting way to show the previous lives of some of our favorite DC Comics women. Above of course is Batwoman, continue on for the Birds of Prey and a few of their friends and foes.

Nooooooo, Peter Jackson, have you not seen #CabinintheWoods? 

anniilaugh:

A frog sitting on a bench (x)

deal with it

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

(via sorcerertothestars)

Criminal vol 6: The Last of the Innocent — 5 stars!

This IS Archie, set in their dark future. All the characters are there: Archie, Betty, Veronica, Moose, Jughead, Mr. Lodge, Archie’s parents, the Principal, the Teacher, one of the Pussycats. 

It’s an absolutely brilliant deconstruction of the idyllic world of Riverdale. What was really going on back then, and what happens when Archie’s future doesn’t turn out as he planned? 

Stunning artwork by Sean Phillips. He switches from the gritty modern crime style of the other Criminal books to an Archie Comics homage for the flashback scenes. 

You must read this now, if you like comics at all. If you know and love Archie, as I do, then you will doubly appreciate it.


You’ll never think of LIFE WITH ARCHIE as “adult” again.